and I fucking suck. But you know what... I'm still fucking better than you... my standards are just higher. So... what would be considered great for you, would probably be mediocre at best for me... because my standards are higher. I believe being considered human should not be judged on whether one looks and acts human; being considered human should entail a certain awareness and consciousness, especially of reality. Unfortunately this would disqualify over 95% of the "humans" on this planet. But it's not that unfortunate because the rest of us would be the better for it. But don't worry, we'll still take care you, just like we're already taking care of you and all of your disgusting offspring. So go ahead and live out your generic existence and just leave the evolution up to us you fucking filth.Had to get that off my chest...
Hi I'm Jimmy...
Marketing Tips to Get More Traffic to Your Internet Business
When you have an Internet business, your goal is to get the most amount of traffic to your website. As more traffic visits your website, you stand a greater chance of getting the sale and increasing your income. If you have an Internet business, you’ll find the following tips will help to get you traffic:
Social Networking Sites
If you haven’t tried social networking sites to get more traffic, you’re definitely missing out. The following are just a few to try out:
Facebook
MySpace
Twitter
LinkedIn
When you join these social sites, you can hook up with people that have the same interests as you. Keeping them updated on a daily basis will get you more people and more people means more potential traffic to your Internet business website. Just make sure that you do not join every social site unless you have the time to keep up with them!
Article Marketing
Are you an expert in your field? Make yourself and your business known by writing articles. Online there are several article directory sites that will let you submit several articles a week. Be sure the topic of the article is relevant to your line of business and when readers see the link to your website in your bio, they will be sure to click on it to see what you have to offer. To make the most of your articles and to help your site rank a lot higher in the biggest search engines, use specific keywords in your articles. If you are unsure of what keywords to use, just go to the site https://adwords.google.com/select/KeywordToolExternal. Put in a keyword that is relevant to your business and it will give you other keywords to select from.
Forums and Discussion Groups
Millions of users visit a variety of forums and discussion groups everyday. The reason? It’s a great place to join others that are in your line of work or may be interested in an opportunity with your Internet business. Beware, though, as forums and discussion groups can become quite addictive. The best way to make use of these sites is to give yourself just a short time everyday to check in or at least three to four times a week. It’s also important to remember to put your website link in your signature. This way, every time you post in them, you’ll create another backlink to your site.
Marketing Your Online Business: Making the Most of Free Marketing Opportunities
With the state of the current economy, it is no surprise that many businesses have cut their budgets, including their advertising budget. Many business make the decision to cut back on their marketing expenses because they feel their business is heading for a downfall if they don’t. The fact is, it could be, unless they start taking advantage of the free marketing opportunities that are available online.
Social Networking
Social networking sites offer many opportunities to advertise an online business. Sites such as MySpace and Facebook will require a profile to be filled out. Business owners should always list their website domain name under their profile and whenever anyone views their page, they will have access to click on the business site. Facebook also has other marketing opportunities. A page can be created on the business that anyone can view and become a fan of the business. It is also a great idea to offer freebies to those people who become a fan of the business.
Classified Sites
Online businesses should also take advantage of free marketing opportunities in the classified sites. Many of these sites, such as Craigslist, are visited by millions of people everyday. After all, everyone likes a good deal. By listing products or services on these sites, a business can get noticed thousands of more people everyday.
Discussion Groups and Forums
Discussion groups and online forums are another strategy business owners should be using to promote their business. Again, When the business owner fills out a profile, they should be sure to include their business website and add it to their signature, as well. Anytime they post in the forum, their website will be there for all to see.
Article Marketing
Another great way to market your online business for free is to write and submit articles to some of the various article directories online. If the business owner does not have time to write the articles or the skills, they will find many web content writers that will provide them with the articles they need to promote their business. These ghostwritten articles can carry the business owner’s name and all they need to do is put their website domain name in their bio. The more back links they can create to their site and the more they will increase the traffic to their business website.
While businesses are cutting back on their advertising, businesses should be doing the opposite. With competitors out of the limelight, the business owner can get his or her business in the front. Taking advantage of all of the free advertising on the Internet will soon find their online business getting more traffic than their competitors.
Should Facebook Be Part of Your Marketing Strategy?
What is the successful business owner doing with their business that others are not? Did they just get lucky or is there some secret that they are not revealing? You may be surprised to hear that many of the successful business owners of today are choosing to highlight their businesses on many of the social networking sites, such as Facebook.
With more than 300 million active users on Facebook, those who know anything at all about marketing their business understands what this could mean for their business. Reaching a large majority of their own target market in one place is a rarity, but one that can not be ignored. Not only that, joining Facebook is free, so it also makes it one of the most cost effective strategies they can use in the promotion of their business.
But are there any downsides of putting your business on social networking sites? Not long ago, there was a big controversy over the terms and conditions that Facebook placed upon its users. The terms stated that anything uploaded to Facebook was owned by them. In other words, if a photo or logo was put onto a profile, Facebook became the owner of it. While they soon revoked this term of use, the fact is, it could happen again. For the business owner, it could be a major loss. This, of course, is just one of the disadvantages. There is also a risk of privacy loss whenever you market your business on social sites.
What the business owner must decide is whether or not the advantages are more important to them than the disadvantages. With the potential to reach as many as 300 million users in one place, most will find that this far outweighs the risks involved. But how do you best serve your business on Facebook?
The first thing you must do is create a profile for yourself on Facebook. Choose how much information you want to share with others and make sure you go to the settings to choose who can see the information you provided. Once you’ve created a profile, start your search to add friends to your network. These will be the individuals who can see your posts.
Next, you will need to create a Page for your business. Here, you can name your page the name of your business and set it up to inform the users of Facebook of what your company can do for them. You also will have the opportunity to create a Facebook Group, where individuals can choose to become a Fan of the group.
Of course, this is just the beginning of marketing your business on this site. Many business owners find it to be one of the most time consuming tasks they have put upon themselves, but most will also agree that it is one of the most enjoyable.
When looking for a way to market your business in an efficient and cost-effective manner, social networking sites, such as Facebook, may be just what your business needs in order to survive in this struggling economy.
What This Recession is Really Doing to Vegas.
I just came across a post on BoingBoing.net about how cocaine dealers in New York are being affected by this economic downturn as it's called. It's nothing new that pretty much everyone is being affected but none the less interesting. Living in Las Vegas and having been to a few strip clubs, it's easy to see that the strippers are definitely pushier than they used to be and the lines at the clubs are not as long. Put that together with the fact that nightclubs make you wait even if they're empty; having a short line means it's fucking deserted(yes, for all you tourists, you're not waiting because they don't have room for you, and the place is just the shit, you're waiting because the doormen are greedy douche bags and the club owners want it to seem popular).
On the other hand, there are articles out there proclaiming that Vegas is desolate and pretty much saying that everything's in shambles. Look! Things are bad. But, walking the Vegas strip and driving around the city, you can't even tell we're in a recession. There's a lot to be said about our resilience.
